THE SAUSAGE THIEF
I simply couldn’t ignore that cat. The reason was simple: he was a notorious thief in my little grocery shop. But the manner of his thievery was so charming, it was impossible to feel angry. If anything, it brought me nothing but amusement.
In fact, I soon found myself eagerly awaiting the start of his next heist, and Id film the whole performance with my phone. Later, Id show the videos to my wife in the evening, and wed sit together and laugh until tears came to our eyes.
The cat always sat for ages at the open door, pretending he was just resting there by coincidence and had no ulterior motive at all. Hed look around, checking carefully to make sure nobody was watching. I made a point of hiding behind the big fridge, the perfect vantage point to record everything.
Then, ever so cautiously, hed step inside and march straight for the sausage counter. Once there, hed pick up speed, snag a Cumberland or a chipolatasometimes a pork sausageand bolt out the door. But hunger would get the better of him just a few feet away. Hed drop to the ground and start munching his prize.
Id stroll out and call over, not getting too close, Is that tasty?
The cat would lift his head and meow, as if to say, Of course.
Well, thank goodness for that, Id reply, chuckling, Do come again.
You might be curious about the sausages left so conveniently on an open counter, without refrigeration, and not exactly displayed for customers. Lined up, just so, separate from everything else. But the reason is really quite simple.
I have a soft spot for animals. Thats all there is to it.
This rogue first arrived at my shop looking thin and battered, but he absolutely refused to let anyone come close or to eat food offered by my own hand. So I came up with a plan. At first, I placed sausages right near the door. I called him OliverOliver the Outlaw, my little sausage thiefso Oliver could steal his dinner all on his own. It worked: he seemed to relish the pretence of a heist. Day by day, I moved the sausages farther inside, eventually arranging them on a low shelf just for him, right by the floor, below the other goods. It became his little feeding station.
Oliver could easily have strolled in and just helped himself openly by then, but I soon realised it was the process that mattered to him. Stolen food was always the tastiest.
Eventually, I put out a bowl of water near the door, set up a large dish with the best cat food I could buy, and even added a plastic tray of litter. Next to it, I built a little dog kennel, lined with an old woollen blanket for extra warmth. But Oliver was still a cautious sort and wouldnt let me get too close. He did, however, become quite the conversationalist. After his sausage theft, Id follow him out and talk to him, and between bites, hed glance over and give the occasional meow in reply.
Recently, though, I began to wonder. Oliver was looking round and healthy these dayshe didnt really need to rob me anymore. And yet, twice each day, hed make off with a couple of sausages and disappear round the corner. I tried to follow him several times, but Oliver always slipped away before I could see where he went.
So I bought a small camera with a decent lens and set it up so I could watch live from my office computer. And finally, one day, I discovered Olivers secret.
Out of a basement window at the house just around the corner, a tiny ginger kitten appeared, trembling with excitement and pounced straight onto the sausage Oliver brought over.
The next evening, my wifetears of joy all over her cheeksscolded, Tomorrow. Do you hear me? Tomorrow, those two are coming home with us!
But that turned out to be rather tricky. By now, Oliver had grown bold enough to nap in the middle of the shop, so scooping him up would be no problem. But the little ginger one? Impossible.
Days went by. On the camera feed, I watched the kitten drink water from Olivers bowl and sometimes curl up in the kennel, but if anyone came near, off hed run, tail up high like a ginger rocket.
That all changed one afternoon. I was tidying behind the till when a peculiar, plaintive sound grabbed my attention from the entrance.
There were no customers about. I stepped out, following the noise.
There, right at the threshold, sat the little ginger kitten, bellowing his lungs out.
Whats wrong, little chap? I asked.
He scurried over to me, gazed right into my eyes, then trotted towards the road. Without hesitation, I followed him. Around the corner lay Oliver, whimperinghed been bitten on the hind leg by a dog. Somehow, hed managed to escape, but the wound was deep.
The kitten nudged Oliver with his little head and yowled for help once more.
Oh, my word, I muttered.
I took off my coat, bundled the groaning Oliver inside, scooped the ginger kitten and tucked him into my jacket pocket. I locked up the shop and drove straight to the vets.
We spent nearly five hours there while Olivers wound was treated and stitched. Meanwhile, I made friends with the ginger whirlwind. I named him Emberhe was full of mischief, all purrs and playfulness.
When evening came, I closed up shop and brought Oliversleepy from the anaestheticand Ember home. My wife was absolutely over the moon. And what does a woman do when shes happy? Ring up her friends, of course. What followed was a marathon of phone calls, good-natured gossip, and plenty of advice.
When at last she finished, Oliver, Ember, and I were sprawled across the bed, fast asleep.
Well, just look at this, my wife remarked. Where am I meant to lie down?
But Ember was quick to shuffle over and nuzzle up to her, kneading her with his tiny paws. And so, just like that, they both found their home.
Now, two strapping, contented cats live with us, with barely any hint of their old, streetwise ways. Sometimes Oliver, out of habit, still gives Ember a good wash, and Ember never minds one bit.
Across the road, beside the cobblers, a little grey female cat has set up camp, and the shoe shop assistant often nips over to buy her titbits from our shop.
Maybe, one day, shell invite that cat home, too.
Maybe, just maybe, all strays will be taken in one day, and cats will become such a rarity theyll be distributed by waiting list and training courses.
What do you reckon? Could it happen?
If theres a lesson Ive taken from all this, its that a simple act of kindness might not only change a cats life, but your own as well. Sometimes, you just need to leave the door open.